- Real Name: Mike Hawk
- Location: masturbating in the public bathroom
- Member Since: February 5th, 2009
- Last Seen: February 19th, 2012 3:26 pm
- Personal tag line: My memories are contained within these woods.
- Message board posts: 342
I do not have a beard but I am a formidable force in scrabble. Also, If you buy me a beer, I might give you a hug.