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  • Real Name: shiftysdad
  • Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
  • Member Since: March 24th, 2009 09:02 pm
  • Last Seen: April 22nd, 2011 10:22 am
  • Personal tag line: If at first you don't succeed, ask me and I'll bail your sorry ass out.
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About shiftysdad

I run through my streets and I see the gangsters repping "fuck the police".

But the police aren't the problem, it's the light-pole corruption in this city.

People selling off light poles left and right, I don't know if I'm safe anymore...



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