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  • Real Name: Shartholomew J. Bite
  • Location: Land o' Mary, USA
  • Member Since: April 2nd, 2009 03:15 pm
  • Last Seen: September 27th, 2016 11:59 am
  • Personal tag line: Ginger, please! (I'm a redhead, I can say that)
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About shart_bite

nhjnb nlkfm. ,mk

The above statement is my attempt to write "I enjoy" with my testicles. The results were...less than favorable.

I also have a twitter that I pretty much only use as a place to store the vine videos I make. Feel free to check it out at "shermikeman".


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