shaker28

Portland, OR

Real Name:

shaker28

Member Since:

July 28, 2008

About Me

3 things that you should know about me (that will describe me completely)

1. I eat hot dogs, even though I know what's in them.

2. It takes remarkably few drinks for me to sleep with any object closely shaped like a vagina.

3. I spend roughly 93% of my life fucking off.