shaker28

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  • Real Name: shaker28
  • Location: Portland, OR
  • Member Since: July 28th, 2008 03:37 pm
  • Last Seen: December 10th, 2012 03:08 pm
  • Personal tag line: Photo Unrelated
  • Message board posts: 112

About shaker28

3 things that you should know about me (that will describe me completely)

1. I eat hot dogs, even though I know what's in them.

2. It takes remarkably few drinks for me to sleep with any object closely shaped like a vagina.

3. I spend roughly 93% of my life fucking off.

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