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  • Real Name: Ferdinand Demara
  • Location: In Ternets
  • Member Since: February 21st, 2011 10:23 am
  • Last Seen: February 5th, 2016 05:21 pm
  • Personal tag line: Toasters don't toast toast. Toast toasts toast.
  • Message board posts: 2,376

About severinslover

Severinslover is a lie.

Unfortunately for me, non-identity is still identity, and I can't run away from my shadow.

When I'm not trying to murder my ego, I make music and write words. My internet home address:


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