selecktric
- Real Name: Selecktric
- Location: Michigan
- Member Since: February 24th, 2009
- Last Seen: May 20th, 2009 12:19 pm
- Personal tag line: Sex is always better with another person
- Message board posts: 1
About selecktric
I like to put notches on my belt buckle every time I punch a baby.
My favorite swear word is "ass".
One time I found a pot of free soup so I filled both my pockets.
NASCAR is not a sport. Turning left is not a sport.
Seriously, NASCAR totally sucks ass!
My picture shows me taking my pet bird for a leisurely stroll.
My favorite swear word is "ass".
One time I found a pot of free soup so I filled both my pockets.
NASCAR is not a sport. Turning left is not a sport.
Seriously, NASCAR totally sucks ass!
My picture shows me taking my pet bird for a leisurely stroll.
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