selecktric

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  • Real Name: Selecktric
  • Location: Michigan
  • Member Since: February 24th, 2009
  • Last Seen: May 20th, 2009 12:19 pm
  • Personal tag line: Sex is always better with another person
  • Message board posts: 1

About selecktric

I like to put notches on my belt buckle every time I punch a baby.

My favorite swear word is "ass".

One time I found a pot of free soup so I filled both my pockets.

NASCAR is not a sport. Turning left is not a sport.

Seriously, NASCAR totally sucks ass!

My picture shows me taking my pet bird for a leisurely stroll.

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