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  • Real Name: John Scrovak
  • Location: Harford County, MD USA
  • Member Since: August 12th, 2008 05:06 am
  • Last Seen: March 1st, 2013 12:20 pm
  • Personal tag line: Drink and fight
  • Message board posts: 416

About scrovak

Writer, survivalist, humorist, deity. I kill zombies, fight aliens, and know the truth about your origin. (it's your parents)



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