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  • Real Name: John Scrovak
  • Location: Lancaster County, USA
  • Member Since: August 12th, 2008
  • Last Seen: November 9th, 2009 4:16 pm
  • Personal tag line: Gimme a beer, some duct tape, and a hammer, I'll have this thing fixed in no time.
  • Message board posts: 415
About scrovak

Writer, survivalist, humorist, deity. I kill zombies, fight aliens, and know the truth about your origin. (it's your parents)

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Visit the site I write for:
www.regretfulmornings.com

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