schlepprock

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  • Real Name: Austin
  • Location: Iderho
  • Member Since: September 14th, 2011
  • Last Seen: December 31st, 2011 7:16 pm
  • Personal tag line: I like turtles!
  • Message board posts: 3

About schlepprock

I live in Idaho which is a great for dying in obscurity. We have more cattle than people unless you count the people as cattle in which case you we have lots of fucking cattle. Potatoes. Thankfully we are no longer known as the home of the neo-nazis having ran them thar bastards outta state but we are still the home of potatoes. The strange thing is that I can only seem to find Washington potatoes at the store.
I am currently a licensed real estate agent in the states of Washington and Idaho. Being a licensed real estate agent means two things; 1) I'm a licensed real estate agent and 2) I'm poor. It is a profession that frees me to follow my true calling, namely, being an e-columnist to a popular online e-comedy e-review e-magazine. I love you cracked, I'm Hooked On Cracked!

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