saltypants

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  • Real Name: saltypants
  • Location: in my pants
  • Member Since: April 3rd, 2008
  • Last Seen: July 13th, 2014 3:11 pm
  • Personal tag line: Let the mutherfucker burn
  • Message board posts: 12

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I have not yet written an 'About Me' because a major studio owns the rights to my remarkable story.

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