sabbatdark

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  • Real Name: Christopher Ian Joshua Powell
  • Location: Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire, England
  • Member Since: December 7th, 2010
  • Last Seen: April 3rd, 2011 12:27 pm
  • Personal tag line: Someone considered awesome in the stone age, trying to make it in a world where fire impresses no one and women don't respond too well to being clubbed.
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About sabbatdark

All I remember from back then was warmth. My world was small, but it was familliar. I didn't do much with my time, except for an awesome amount of kicking. Kicking was a fun sport and I was pretty good at it. Still, I was so very lonely, all on my own in a small world. Sometimes I could hear voices, but they were always muffled. I so wanted to meet the people who those voices belong to. Lonely hours turned into lonely days, lonely days turned into lonely weeks, lonely weeks turned into lonely months.

Then one day,everything changed. My world suddenly became less watery. This was new ground for me and I was not sure how to respond. Just as I was coming to terms with this new environment, I felt great pressure. I was being forced down a tunnel! Trapped, I felt panic for the first time. I could hear a voice screaming in agony. Surely, then, my destination was Hell itself! Fear gripped me as I was pushed further to my doom. "Goodbye, sweet world!" I thought to myself as I began to imagine all the horrors that awaited me in Beezlebub's realm. Agony, surely! Pocks and boils, endless whipping, Pure torment!
And all the while I was being forced down to such a fate.

Suddenly, I emerged, blinking at the harsh light. As my eyes adjusted, I started to see happy, smiling faces. Surely such joy couldn't be found in such a place. Stunned, I remained silent. Then, I felt a sharp pain as a giant in a white mask smacked my bottom. Finally overwhelmed by it all, I began to cry. That Day, I was born to this world. My name is Christopher, and I am a Homo Sapien!

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