After being raised by wolves, I was lost in the jungle after a plane crash, then I was taken in by gorillas, only to be abducted by aliens, who took me as one of their own. They left me on a hilltop, and I was found Shaolin monks, who took me in and taught me Kung Fu... Now I wander the city righting wrongs, hanging out in trees, and peeing on fire hydrants.
I am... The Feral Venusian Gorilla Monk! Keeeeee-yah!
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