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  • Real Name: s2dio
  • Location: The center of the known universe! Or Montreal... Y'know. Same thing
  • Member Since: October 31st, 2007 01:07 am
  • Last Seen: July 8th, 2015 03:14 pm
  • Personal tag line: If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.
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About s2dio

After being raised by wolves, I was lost in the jungle after a plane crash, then I was taken in by gorillas, only to be abducted by aliens, who took me as one of their own. They left me on a hilltop, and I was found Shaolin monks, who took me in and taught me Kung Fu... Now I wander the city righting wrongs, hanging out in trees, and peeing on fire hydrants.

I am... The Feral Venusian Gorilla Monk! Keeeeee-yah!


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