- Real Name: s2dio
- Location: The center of the known universe! Or Montreal... Y'know. Same thing
- Member Since: October 31st, 2007
- Last Seen: November 15th, 2012 4:54 am
- Personal tag line: If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.
- Message board posts: 0
After being raised by wolves, I was lost in the jungle after a plane crash, then I was taken in by gorillas, only to be abducted by aliens, who took me as one of their own. They left me on a hilltop, and I was found Shaolin monks, who took me in and taught me Kung Fu... Now I wander the city righting wrongs, hanging out in trees, and peeing on fire hydrants.
I am... The Feral Venusian Gorilla Monk! Keeeeee-yah!
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