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  • Real Name: rixitotal
  • Location: Leeds, England.
  • Member Since: April 12th, 2008 06:54 pm
  • Last Seen: April 28th, 2010 12:16 pm
  • Personal tag line: noun [C], a space to write somthing cleaver and witty to make ure self stand out from the crowd.
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About rixitotal

in this life there are 3 things u can count on, stupidity and calculators. - attributed to Robbie Soussan.

the british nation will always see any cause they take up through to victory. - adolf hitler. mein kampf.

the only thing more stupid than comforming to societys norms, its not conforming to them and wearing eye makeup. - R.S

With an Englishman you can fuck his girl, steal his wallet or break his nose and he will forgive you, but never spill his beer. - mike langdon.

Thermopylae, the Alamo, Rawks Drift and Spartacus all great exmples of how even failing can get a movie deal if its awsome enough.


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