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  • Real Name: reallifegirl
  • Location: Some folks like to get away, take a holiday from the neighborhood...
  • Member Since: January 1st, 2011 08:06 am
  • Last Seen: September 27th, 2016 11:27 am
  • Personal tag line: Expert textpert choking smokers, don't you think the joker laughs at you? (Hee hee hee hahaha hohoho)
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About reallifegirl

So you wanna know about me? Well, lemme think.....hmm.....

I am human. I have two eyes, two ears, ten fingers, ten toes, four limbs, a nose, a mouth, and a pile of hair on the top of my head. I can hear, feel, smell, taste, and, for the most part, see. I blink, breathe, eat, drink, sleep, and wake up. I have dreams, hopes, ambitions, fantasies, passions, interests, likes, dislikes, hobbies, and a personality. I am neither beautiful nor ugly, just somewhere in between. I am neither good nor bad, just somewhere in between. There are people I would die for, and there are other people that I wish would just die. I am good at some things, and I am bad at others. I have a name, an address, a telephone number, a social security number, and a zip code.

....yeah. I think that covers it all.


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