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  • Real Name: razorcandy
  • Location: the drug capital of the midwest
  • Member Since: October 11th, 2009 12:02 pm
  • Last Seen: May 28th, 2016 05:51 pm
  • Personal tag line: I'm not sick, I'm just simply the illest.
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About razorcandy

Hey there, random stalker and most likely convicted criminal!
So most likely u are the first and only person to have read this, so congrats on wasting a minute of ur life on me, I appreciate that.
My name is Nicole (dreadfully boring, I know). I have an unhealthy obsession with Marvel comics, music, blood, anime, make up and my Goddess, Geoffrey Paris. I have read cracked everyday for over 3 years now, and to the best of my knowledge, have read every article on the site. I am openly pansexual.I have a tendency to overshare. I would like to go into filmmaking. I've struggled with some mental issues in the past but other than the occasional WTF moments I'm just your stereotypical shy, overly nice types. I am currently in love with a drug dealing nympho with a heart of gold. Any questions u have, go ahead and ask


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