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  • Real Name: ralok_one
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  • Member Since: June 25th, 2008
  • Last Seen: October 18th, 2014 1:14 pm
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About ralok_one

In a small town in northern alaska the cries of a young woman rang out as she gave birth . . . the towns only doctor looked upon the child, newly born and seemingly innocent, and all he saw was a monster with brooding madness.

Nobody else could see the madness brooding in his heart, and the doctor lived his life knowing that this boy who he helped bring into the world would eventually go crazy.

That boy grew up healthy seemingly sane, until one day the unthinkable happened . . . he was caught eating a box of crayons. News soon reached the doctor, he knew he had the power to stop this when he held that small frail child in his arms . . . and he didnt.


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