ralf23

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  • Real Name: Ralf Bakr
  • Location: Austin, Texas
  • Member Since: November 27th, 2008
  • Last Seen: May 24th, 2012 10:25 am
  • Personal tag line: I hope you are comfortable with e-Polygamy.
  • Message board posts: 1,545

About ralf23

I was uncool before it was cool. My orientation is hexadecimal. I'm a noise musician (frontman for hacker-punk band Destroyed For Comfort) and general roustabout that makes occasional, sporadic stabs at being a freelance writer. I put way too much thought into incredibly trivial things. I'm obsessed with vintage marginalia and stuff that makes funny sounds. I wish there was a decent thrift store in my neighborhood. If I were to die today and be graded on how I've lived my life, I believe I'd get a B- at best. That concerns me, but never more than 85% of the time.

But enough about me... how have you been?

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