r.martian

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  • Real Name: r.martian
  • Location: earth. i miss mars.
  • Member Since: February 12th, 2013
  • Last Seen: June 7th, 2014 5:22 pm
  • Personal tag line: you mean coitus?
  • Message board posts: 49

About r.martian

i have worked in music retail for the last ten years. before that i worked at mcdonald's and taco bell. i was a manager of a taco bell location. pretty impressive resume, no?

i hate capital letters.

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