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  • Real Name: r.martian
  • Location: earth. i miss mars.
  • Member Since: February 12th, 2013 09:03 pm
  • Last Seen: December 11th, 2015 12:51 pm
  • Personal tag line: you mean coitus?
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About r.martian

i have worked in music retail for the last ten years. before that i worked at mcdonald's and taco bell. i was a manager of a taco bell location. pretty impressive resume, no?

i hate capital letters.


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