queenme

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  • Real Name: Queen Me
  • Location: somewhere in the backwoods of Alabama
  • Member Since: February 10th, 2011
  • Last Seen: July 13th, 2011 2:53 am
  • Personal tag line: I spend a lot of time being awesome.
  • Message board posts: 1

About queenme

I am a superhuman. I once grew a human being inside of me. So yes, I grow people. Since that time I've devoted myself to raising my half superhuman, half regular human son. Which contrary to what that may lead you to believe about my son, he actually is a super-superhuman.... not a superhuman-human. Other than that I spend a lot of time just being awesome & causing others to wish they could be as awesome. Before you try & greatly disappoint yourself just know- it is not possible unless you are me.

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