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  • Real Name: W. Wenick
  • Location: looking over your computer through my crosshairs
  • Member Since: June 30th, 2009 01:52 pm
  • Last Seen: July 14th, 2012 06:35 am
  • Personal tag line: Pool's closed due to AIDS
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About pwned

I was raised by wolves in a log cabin built with bear feces in the middle of the Sahara Desert. After learning that robots can love too i decided to enter a knife fighting contest against characters from Enter the Dragon. After graduating from the American Institute for super kickass people who are extremley good looking I decided to start my own monkey sperm retrieval business earning me billions. I am the reason there are so few panda. I am currently trying to rid the world from drunk douches


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