I was raised by wolves in a log cabin built with bear feces in the middle of the Sahara Desert. After learning that robots can love too i decided to enter a knife fighting contest against characters from Enter the Dragon. After graduating from the American Institute for super kickass people who are extremley good looking I decided to start my own monkey sperm retrieval business earning me billions. I am the reason there are so few panda. I am currently trying to rid the world from drunk douches

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