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  • Real Name: pretentious
  • Location: Here.
  • Member Since: April 21st, 2008 08:12 pm
  • Last Seen: April 21st, 2008 08:12 pm
  • Personal tag line: Out. For. A. Walk. Bitch.
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About pretentious

I'm awesome.

My Agenda For the Next Year:

Finishing up my Master's degree

Finding a serious relationship

Finishing up a series of children's books I'm writing

Starting an agenda topic that doesn't start with an "F"


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