I know this will be read SO often, so I know I should make this good!

k, I'm a 20 -something year old of the double X chromosome variety, who is happily married and happily has spawned no little human meat monsters.

I love animals(it's an internet cliche` to say that in a profile isn't it?)


I have 2 glow in the dark (UV) tattoos somewhere on my body but I can't say where or what they are of. due to fear of being recognized while under a black light. Also I just prefer to leave people guessing..


I also happen to be a world class smart ass with a twisted sense of humor ( why else would I be reading cracked.com?)

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