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  • Real Name: RJ
  • Location: Detroit, MI
  • Member Since: June 19th, 2010 03:10 am
  • Last Seen: January 13th, 2013 01:36 am
  • Personal tag line: Cool Never Goes Out of Style...
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About poetetc

I'm the guy who chose a very silly screen name in college, and the fucker's been stalking me ever since.

"Poet, Dreamer, and Eternal Optimist" looked so cool on the bottom of my term papers. Who the hell knew twenty years later I'd be carrying that shit around like herpes?


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