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  • Real Name: "Mr. Cool" Paul Warfield
  • Location: The Gulf Coast
  • Member Since: March 17th, 2010 09:24 pm
  • Last Seen: October 13th, 2015 11:56 am
  • Personal tag line: I'm pretty sure I'm good looking.
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About pmeloun

Born to a family of deep Czech descent, I am hot blooded and sexy. I'm a semi-successful professional wrestler and thus quite mighty. I also work as a web administrator for a newspaper.

Huge fan of Michael Swaim--he may be the next Bill Cosby, in terms of Jello.

I enjoy stand-up comedy and hummus.

Please (attempt to) enjoy my posse's comedy at


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