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  • Real Name: plutonicpress
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  • Member Since: February 23rd, 2011 04:55 pm
  • Last Seen: March 3rd, 2013 01:14 pm
  • Personal tag line: Judge me by the enemies I have made, not the souffles I have ruined.
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About plutonicpress

My parents used to beat me with a stick--they called it the "judicial branch."

I am available to collaborate on photoplasty contests, infographics, and Broadway musicals.


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