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  • Real Name: plutonicpress
  • Location: I haven't provided my location. Sorry!
  • Member Since: February 23rd, 2011
  • Last Seen: March 3rd, 2013 1:14 pm
  • Personal tag line: Judge me by the enemies I have made, not the souffles I have ruined.
  • Message board posts: 11

About plutonicpress

My parents used to beat me with a stick--they called it the "judicial branch."

I am available to collaborate on photoplasty contests, infographics, and Broadway musicals.


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