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  • Real Name: phoenixblaze319
  • Location: DC
  • Member Since: August 30th, 2008 02:06 pm
  • Last Seen: February 28th, 2009 06:26 pm
  • Personal tag line: Touched by His Noodly Appendage
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About phoenixblaze319

I try to avoid writing "about me" sections, to protect myself from stalkers, and other undesirable people who might want to abduct me. And you can't really guess that about me, unless you already know me. In which case I'm already friends with you, and therefore have decided you are not a stalker or abductor.


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