philyra

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  • Real Name: philyra
  • Location: Cottonville, Southern USA
  • Member Since: May 10th, 2010
  • Last Seen: January 27th, 2012 10:40 am
  • Personal tag line: You say nerd like it's a bad thing.
  • Message board posts: 19

About philyra

I was raised by cyborgs on the planet Platsog IV until I ran away to join the Stellar Alliance Force Fighters at age 7. I earned many medals for valor and bravery, and one for Creative Use of Explosive Fanny Packs. I became a General at age 11, and chose to retire to the Serenity Colony on Vegra IX. I lived there until the colony was destroyed by an army of Sarah Palin Clone-bots. I now live on Earth in the guise of a mild-mannered stay-at-home-mom while planning my rise to power in this solar system. That should be an easy task with the help of the Death Star I'm building in my back yard.

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