opiatemule

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  • Real Name: Eric Ornelas
  • Location: Los Angeles
  • Member Since: October 22nd, 2009
  • Last Seen: November 8th, 2013 2:48 pm
  • Personal tag line: I would change this picture if only it were not so explosively dynamic
  • Message board posts: 0

About opiatemule

I like to write poetry about the dark abyss that sits over my heart like a vulture awaiting the death of something furry. This kind of writing is a nice change of pace.

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