Fat, balding WASP with halitosis ISO smoking hot model type to make me pancakes and humiliate me for having small balls. Old people falling down make me laugh. Old people smelling like stale pee do not. I idolize those that can roll their R's, though I loathe those that actually do. I don't like people who join kickball leagues. I will usually be found on the toilet before I leave for work. I like this website.
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