#1: Bad person stupid gay
#2: I enter a wild killing frenzy upon visual contact with another human or humanoid-shaped object (I can't really tell the difference)
#3: Genius supermodel, big-time millionaire bad-ass irl
#4: Two dicks

My merits and virtues are endless. I am entirely without flaw or fault. I can assume the form of any animal I choose to, but I don't because I'm not a furry. I know all. I see all. I am the alpha and the omega. I am the one who created this universe, this entire reality, and I assure you that all of its flaws and atrocities and horrors and tragedies were and are completely deliberate. I'm totally rad. YOU CAN NOT FUCK WITH IT
IBDONT GIVENA FUCJ
I DONT GIVE A FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

(All of this grammar and spelling is 100% flawlessly perfect and you are a fucking idiot if you think any of it isn't.)

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