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  • Real Name: Ben Jones
  • Location: Isengard
  • Member Since: March 6th, 2012 06:33 am
  • Last Seen: January 1st, 2014 07:56 pm
  • Personal tag line: I actually do have a banana in my pocket, but I also have a MASSIVE ERECTION.
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About nvrgetlaid

I'm an upper-middle class white kid that thinks he's funny. I enjoy nerdy video games and titties. Unfortunately the two are mutually exclusive. I play guitar but I'm not good enough to remedy my previously stated dilemma. I'm generally egomaniacal and have enough minor psychological disorders to give Freud a hard-on.




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