numbsain

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  • Real Name: numbsain
  • Location: El Lay
  • Member Since: February 19th, 2012
  • Last Seen: April 10th, 2014 3:58 pm
  • Personal tag line: vendor of vagina jokes
  • Message board posts: 112

About numbsain

When I eat a fish, I plant a fish.
I don't believe in taking things that don't belong to someone.

I don't just bring bad news, I "bode ill." I'm never just around, I'm "afoot," usually "looming ominously" and people accuse me of "lurking". I didn't want to wake up the baby so they said I "crept" into the room. I made a smoothie, they said I "concocted" it. When I invite friend over they say I summoned him. I don't do things I "perpetrate" them and when I go for a walk they say I'm "roaming" the earth.

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