nuclearwaffles
- Real Name: nuclearwaffles
- Location: Chicago street corners, mostly.
- Member Since: February 21st, 2010
- Last Seen: March 28th, 2011 11:51 am
- Personal tag line: You're nice.
- Message board posts: 0
About nuclearwaffles
I make sweet sweet love to my PS3 nightly.
I like reading dictionaries.
Spelling is good. It's nice.
I'm a rapist, sometimes.
Oh, my name's Lucy.
I enjoy porcelain dolls and combat boots.
I'm one of those artist kids. But I promise I'm not pretentious.
I like reading dictionaries.
Spelling is good. It's nice.
I'm a rapist, sometimes.
Oh, my name's Lucy.
I enjoy porcelain dolls and combat boots.
I'm one of those artist kids. But I promise I'm not pretentious.
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