i thought i'd update this, mostly because i'm at work and bored out of my skull. It's 8.51 am and i'm here til at least five.

So, me...Well, I'm 22, I'm a film studies graduate currently working at a printing and press company bu moving in some pretty cool circles media wise, no big names as yet but its just a matter of shaking the right hands

I'm a writer by ....disposition? By something, i write, write write, thats all i do, if you go to www.bizarre.com you can find an example of my writing wayss that won an award, and if you go to www.myspace.com/noodlepie54 you can find more of it! And more about me.

if you do do that and want to add me, let me know who you are and that you're from cracked> I have a rule about unsolicited adds, same on facebook.


UM


Like i say, film studies, im a flaming film nerd and i try to see as many films as possible though i dont always like the usual...then again who does.

Dark Knight was like a religius experience for me, beyond Heath/Joker, it was damn near the perfect film.
Very recently Cracked had an article about convoluted murder plots that included DK. IMO it missed the point entirely of what Joker was doing, not tomention its A COMIC BOOK MOVIE.
Convoluted and outlandish are its bread and buttah.

ERM

I post over on Pajiba too, aaaaaaaaaaaaaand what else


I've led a fairly interesting life...Im descended from pirates and vikings. and the irish. So i can drink basically anyone under the table.
And then rape and pillage them. Or dance a merry jig over their unconcious form, really depends on my mood.
I've survived knife point home invasions pretty much unscathed, a few tic tic tics about security but nothing you wouldn't expect.
I attended a catholic school, was raised a catholic and yes if you want me to say it, i AM a catholic school girl gone bad.
I even have pictures of me in uniform, somewhere, though my uniform was not as awesome as you might hope.
Like, at ALL.
UM
I'm a middle child.
And i'll just leave that one alone for now.
I'm not gonna describe myself as crazy, i think people who do are trying desperately to be though of as such.
I will however say that i get told wherever i go that i'm 'not right', i have heard voices, outside of my head, that have no owners, and seen things no one else does.
Aas a writer i may just be imaginitve but just...dont be surprised if i turn up in your room with a knife after you've gone to bed, ready to kill you because i think showers are how the devil gets inside you.

Erm.
I've got some cool scars-one next to my eye from when i was 3, a whole wrought iron gate fell on top of me and nearly killed me, but because i'm apparently super baby, just left me with a scar by the occular...wait thats it...erm. I'm anaemic so i scar pretty well from little thinks, i look like a self harmer thanks to work earned burns(i used to work in a restaurant) i've gotten on my arms and wrists.
I...have a scar on my forehead no one knows the origin of, one on my finger from a sibling rather maliciously biting the shit out of my hand...um


god this is boring even to me, er....fuck it, i#ll leave it as is, if you want to know more ask me, please, i'm so bored at work and when people do come in they're ARCHITECTURE STUDENTS.

HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE