If you want to send me fan mail, I might not respond right away because I am too busy listening to the Conan the Barbarian soundtrack, especially track 14 where Conan builds all of the traps on top of that hill and kills the entire wizard's army because they killed his family and shot his girlfriend with a poisonous snake arrow.

I hate dogs, the Beatles, and anime. I think Friends is one of the worst shows ever.

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