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  • Real Name: nilzero
  • Location: New York
  • Member Since: February 8th, 2011 04:45 pm
  • Last Seen: September 23rd, 2016 04:50 pm
  • Personal tag line: Life is an illusion.
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About nilzero

I wrote a book called Story Time that can be purchased at

Story Time quotes:
Your anger will not be forgiven. It's a scar in my memory. No apology is worth anything to me.

Why bother with photographs? Everything fades in time.

Progress holds nothing sacred. Everything will be destroyed to make room for something better. At least, that's the intention.

The time line is fractured and alternate realities are birthed like kittens, six in one shot and thirteen seconds apart.

The only thing to do is speak up and challenge their limited ways of thinking. Stop censorship before it stops you.

Story Time is an esoteric work from an obscure talent. It will shock you.

There's also a Facebook page (Story Time by William David Cymbalist).

nilzero is also at Audiotool, Bandcamp, Reverbnation, and Soundcloud.


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