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  • Real Name: Ryan V.
  • Location: In A Basement I've Never Left
  • Member Since: July 11th, 2009 12:26 pm
  • Last Seen: November 22nd, 2009 09:25 am
  • Personal tag line: The Internet is our new earth
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About nerdbag

Graduated first in my class at MIT (My Institute of Tastelessness) Was awarded the prestigious Shits in the Pants award for a total 33 shits in the pants I've made people have over the years. Grew up in the subsubsuburbs (also known as the middle of nowhere) I have six children named Uhm, I don't know, What Do You Think Honey, I'm Not Good At This, Crap I Can't Think Of One, and Shit. As you can tell my girl and I just went with the first thing I said when pressed for a name for our children.


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