Aspiring writer (and alcoholic), artist, gamer, snake-wrangler. Words of wisdom: Ever try playing with a baby cobra? Well don't. It won't actually make you look cool, chances are you'll fumble and look like a douche, and it's just plain not a good idea. Free beer sometimes isn't worth braving stale buckets of PBR, surrounded by crust-punks in a supposedly gay bar. Trust me. I know. The only way anyone can be great at anything artistically is if they die tragically. One can make crap, but as soon as he or she is off the map, everyone's after his or her work. I think it's guilt.

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