mystik

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  • Real Name: mystik
  • Location: port hueneme, ca
  • Member Since: December 10th, 2008
  • Last Seen: April 22nd, 2010 10:50 pm
  • Personal tag line: If vodka was water and I was a duck.. I'd swim to the bottom and never come up.. But water's not vodka and I'm not a duck.. So pass me the bottle and shut the fuck up..
  • Message board posts: 0

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