myrtle

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  • Real Name: myrtle
  • Location: Currently listing in a boat over the acid lakes of Siberia.
  • Member Since: September 22nd, 2009
  • Last Seen: March 21st, 2011 9:09 am
  • Personal tag line: I am not creative enough to have written a personal tag line yet.
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About myrtle

Bear hunter extraordinaire. Could beat Henrik Hudson in a game of ninepins if he ever bothered to return phone calls. Once wandered too far out in the middle of the road, but as there was no traffic saw no point in playing.

Surprisingly, has two X chromosomes. Perhaps not surprisingly, is unattractive.

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