I read the newspaper every day. Usually more than one newspaper. Impressive, right? I read books too.

I write Science-Fiction and other stories. Any comedy I write will sound laughably forced because I am awkward. My favorite thing is when someone laughs and tells me I should be a stand-up comedian. My least favorite thing is when they proceed to tell me I could use my awkwardness as schtick, because that would be even more lame than just being awkward.

Two of my favorite comedians are Jack Paar and Darren Trumeter.

I would marry Kurt Vonnegut, even when he had wrinkles.

I crochet and do other creatively mediocre things.

I never realize how much I like to talk about myself until ten minutes into a conversation. The average person will realize this fact much sooner.

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