As I galloped on my trusty steed through a wooden glen, I discovered an unknown temple, in the midst of the forest, which concealed a magic stone. As I grasped the stone in my hand, a radiating glow emitted from it, and I learned it's magic secrets, which led me here, to Cracked.com, where I've attempted (once) to make comedy.

Also, dicks.

(In reality, I'm a teenage girl with too much free time on her hands, as well as a strong hatred for anything people today think is "cool" or "the cat's meow," so if you have any ideas for articles, feel free to suggest 'em, 'cause I can't think of any at the moment :P)

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