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  • Real Name: mrmortonman
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  • Member Since: December 26th, 2009 12:12 pm
  • Last Seen: July 12th, 2013 03:20 pm
  • Personal tag line: I love to eat all of god's furry little creatures.
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About mrmortonman

I am a delusional pyromaniac with ambitions of world domination.


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