Mortal Wombat

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  • Real Name: Mortal Wombat
  • Location: 888 Chop Suey St., Sushi City, Panda
  • Member Since: March 7th, 2004
  • Last Seen: July 22nd, 2014 6:09 pm
  • Personal tag line: Have you ever seen a miniature horse?
  • Message board posts: 19,350

About Mortal Wombat

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Twitter:
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The 5 Most Annoying Pet Personalities

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9 Bad Drivers Nobody Complains About

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6 Habits of Highly Annoying Public Speakers

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The 6 Weirdest Jobs in China

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8 Tiny Things That Stopped Suicides

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6 Double Standards We're All Guilty Of

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The 7 Types of Friend Everyone Needs

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