Logical positivist, anti-humanist, skeptic, ex-druggie. Dehumanizing office work by day, law school by evening, sweet oblivion at night...and repeat. Literally one of the loneliest people you will ever meet, for reasons that are half choice and half circumstance.

I'm 27, and each morning when the sun rises I am reminded that I am one day closer to death.

I have discovered that my boss's expectations of me are so low that I can do all my work for the day in approximately thirty minutes. The tragedy of this is that I have seven hours and thirty minutes to kill every day. It's harder than it sounds.

Thank God for Cracked.

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