I've been blessed with many things in this life - an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a Burmese python and the mind of a fucking scientist. One time, I was invited to a social gathering. I was paid a handsome amount of money, and I brought a shotgun and a bottle of tenqueray and I showed those people the best fucking time they've ever seen! If there is one thing I hate it is losers; if there is two things I hate it is losers and getting cancer. I am proud to say, I have never once, drank a glass of water. Oh yeah, I'm a bullet-proof tiger!

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