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  • Real Name: Metsfan
  • Location: Buscemi's eyelids.
  • Member Since: March 28th, 2009 07:02 pm
  • Last Seen: September 27th, 2016 07:40 pm
  • Personal tag line: Fueled by Rooster Sauce.
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About metsfan

I write a webcomic! If you go see it and tell me, I will draw you a picture :D

I waste to much time on this damn place. Its lucky it's so fucking worth it.

I came to play craptions, but you guys found my damn fuzzy side. Damn.

Tag line 1: In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russian jokes are hilarious!

Tag line 2:I always save up before a carnival because I don't like to worry about money when cotton candy is involved

Tag Line 3: So I'm relieving myself when I realize I'm out of toilet paper. I call my selfish neighbor for help and all he wants to know is why I'm in his backyard. Jerk.


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