metaphles
- Real Name: metaphles
- Location: Tempe, Arizona
- Member Since: October 15th, 2009
- Last Seen: April 16th, 2012 6:46 pm
- Personal tag line: I am not creative enough to have written a personal tag line yet.
- Message board posts: 4
About metaphles
After being abandoned by my biological parents, and raised by a pack of super-intelligent sewer rats I was trained in the arts of public speaking and glass blowing by an overly friendly Sea-World worker.
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