November 27: I love how preteen type often includes characters that would be considered cursing substitutes by any other standard, ie ~*~*MeGaN~*@#&$!

November 26: Only America would create a holiday to commemorate it's own awesomeness.

November 24: Apparently no one has told Target about Thanksgiving.

November 21: It's not that I love America. It's that I hate facial hair.

November 19: TomTom is for the weak.

November 9: "Tired" is no longer a temporary description but a perpetual state of being.

November 4: "So she's either twelve or Taylor Swift reincarnate.

October 14: "Oh, that's so cool. In an I'd-rather-be-shot-in-the-face kind of way."

October 9: "Apparently, when it takes you four months and the American media in its entirety to pick out a dog, you win the Nobel peace prize."

October 6: "And also as a side note you don't look fly or good, and I have no desire to touch your swag."

September 10: "Obama told me not to go to school today."

August 31: "If I hear that ridiculous "I gotta feeling" song one more time, I will no longer be liable for my actions."

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