mediocregatsby

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  • Real Name: J.T. Lowe
  • Location: Rockaway Beach, Missouri
  • Member Since: August 25th, 2010
  • Last Seen: September 8th, 2010 8:17 am
  • Personal tag line: " Never bring a knife to a gun fight -- unless you intend on throwing it with ninja-like accuracy."
  • Message board posts: 21

About mediocregatsby

I am one of those people who laughs at times when he shouldn't (Ex: When an elderly person bursts into flames--I know it's wrong, but I can't help it, maybe they should stop wearing petroleum based colognes from the 1940s.)
I love to read, write, travel and make other people acknowledge the humour in things they too should never laugh at. I can be frequently spotted at bars, locations of natural disasters and AA meetings with trays of jell-o shots for all would-be clean and sober souls.
I die a little inside each time I realize that I live mere minutes from Branson, Missouri, the fun destroying capital of the world. My quest to deport the horrifically un-funny Yakov Smirnoff back to Russia is going well I guess.
Anyway, I like friends, particularly ones with dark senses of humour and trust funds that they are willing to share -- Oh, and a hot sister doesn't hurt.

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